nigga-mannequin:

Because as the relationship moves on you have to be ready to move on to the next step. Like it goes from dating to like moving in together and meeting the parents and then getting engaged and then marriage and kids etc.

But when were young we cant even fathom that lifestyle because it limits us. Theres so much to do with our life.

Which is why its hard to have a relationship at this age.

Or at least a serious one. We’re at a weird point where we feel like we should settle down

but can’t. Stuck in the middle between 18 and 30. Life is so complicated.

(via nigga-mannequin)

nigga-mannequin:

My mom just told me to put a pillow on my lap because my laptop kills my sperm. Thanks for looking out mom.

imetjackbarakat:

nigga-mannequin:

mxmphiss:

nigga-mannequin:

do you think soda cans are alive and each time you take 1 out of the pack and open it your really snapping its neck and drinking its blood

are u okay man

When you burp thats part of its soul escaping

(via maleyoda)

nigga-mannequin:

Its crazy being a successful enough pornstar can lead you into actual movie roles. Look at Sasha Grey or James Deen. 

Dont worry pornstars, keep on fucking. Just keep on fucking.